Horse PoopooPaper Greeting Cards - Precious Movements
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Horse PoopooPaper™ Greeting Cards - Precious Movements™:| · socially responsible - very natural · great greetings for horsey friends |
· clever, recycled, odorless |
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Poop Poop Hurray! Great, outrageous greeting cards made from horse poop!
Socially responsible and Oh, SO natural ... whether these cards are delivered by hand or by mail, they are a perfect way to break the wind ... err... the ice!
For friends, birthdays, special occasions, anniversaries, or just to shoot the ... breeze! Matching envelope included. Scroll down for design details ... Here's the scoop: Horses eat large amounts of fiberous vegetation every day. But their digestive system is relatively inefficient. Their poo is filled with lots of intact fiber - perfect for making into pulp for paper making. Since horses don't eat meat, fish, cheese or other stinky things, it's not as gross as you might think. It's wonderful to know that you are using an abundant waste material as something functional! These products are a new and fantastic example of sustainability and recycling. They address the need to re-cycle and help defray concerns re deforestation. Back of the card outlines the story behind the process and value of the making of the cards by recycling. Limited to Stock on Hand. All sales final. |
| # |
Design | Occasion | Front | Inside |
| -009 |
Deep Doo | Forgiveness |
image only | i know i am in deep doo doo... forgive me? |
| -010 | Organic | Birthday | Oh so Organic | I know how you get off on this stuff... Only fiber and natural movement were used to make this card. That's right, I said natural MOVEMENT. You get it right? Hope your birthday is organic! |
| -012 |
I doo | Anniversary |
Happy Anniversary Darling | I would say "I DOO" all over again. |
| -015 | Optimist | Any | The Pessimist sees a pile of dung. The Optimist sees a pile of dung... |
waiting to be made into a greeting card! You can doo great things! |
| -017 | Fiber |
Birthday | Your Daily Fiber |
Can you imagine how much horse poop it takes to make this card? I try not to think about it, but I know you are different that way, you know, buying all that recycled, organic stuff... so I thought you might like this card. Happy Birthday and Good health to you. |
| -022 |
Stool | Any | Grab a stool... | ... and let's catch up |
| -024 |
Movement | Birthday | A Movement has been created... | just for you... This card was made from horse poo. A socially responsible and ho so natural way to celebrate your birthday. |
